Things I hear when I'm here....

So the bf told me to read this. 

"Hi all,

Good morning to all. As seen on TV this morning on CNA (Channel News Asia) which is blocked in Malaysia TV, there is a syndicate of men/s in KL for the last 24hours stabbing and robbing their victims in broad daylight and crowded places. The 1st incident was yesterday at around 4pm in Puduraya as the girl was getting on a bus back to Ipoh, as she was going up the guy was coming down and of sudden she was stab but survive, she was rob only. Next incident at 5.30pm in Low Yat going across to Berjaya Time Square two girls after work heading to Berjaya from Low Yat one of them were stab and rob apparently she died from her injuries the other was not however harm. 3rd incident was in KLCC at 6.30pm another girl was stab and killed while she was heading to her car after work, as the CCTV showed the killer could only been seen from the back, it seem that he studied the place before committing the crime. All this happen in a day with 1 hour apart from each other and suspected the same person. Some of the shopping complex has ordered to close or step up security.

Please to all my fellow ladies colleagues, again please ensure your surroundings and watch your step in crowded places. They want your money but also they do not you to identify them as they are not covered with mask. So please very careful. They have speculated that the person might be in Selangor and some of the shopping complex is on high alert. Precautions at Sunway Pyramid, Mid Valley, One U and Subang Parade."

uh huhhh....

Now what? I'm a bird trapped in a cage as long as he doesn't take me out!? 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Well these are some of the crazy things I proposed to him...

1) Dress up like a boy: I can cut my hair short and start wearing berms. hrmmms.... But I like my long hair .. And I think I will make an ugly boy. HAHA! 

2) Dress up metro-sexually like a gay! This I get to keep my long hair right? Maybe I just need to shave a bit of the sides, which was what I wanted to do before! *yay!* + skinny jeans, v-neck shirts, chunky accessories, some black eye liner, funky shoes. How about that mans!? 

Bf says.. Then you will get hit on by gays! Eeeeeeeee!

Me: Ppl will think you are gay... dating a metro-sexual guy. haha! 

Bf replies: eeeeeeeeeeeee!!! 

:( 

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3) Hire me a bodyguard. 

Bf says: Me. 

Me: But you aren't around all the time. 

Bf says: Then you stay at home lor :P <---WHAT!?

So cannot live here without living in fear. 

zzzz!

Stephie